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Kate Horowitz's avatar

ok so i thought i was a toad sun, yoshi moon but it seems like all my planets might be in yoshi. is this the key to unlocking my potential??? did i just need red sneakers all this time????

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jane c. hu's avatar

omg i forgot about his little sneakers! a quick google reveals you can BUY yoshi themed sneakers, which of course you can, but one of the designs is of mario riding yoshi :(

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Elinor Abbott's avatar

saved this until i could read it with a cup of tea and a cookie

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Lou Caltabiano's avatar

OOF. As a Luigi racer myself, this hits home. Why? It shouldn't, but it does.

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jane c. hu's avatar

take what serves you about it and leave the rest! i obviously made it all up but we all struggle with the same things 🧡

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Lou Caltabiano's avatar

Oh no, it's plenty accurate haha

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MG's avatar

Ugh, Jo SHOULD have married Laurie. (The rest of this is accurate too.)

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Elinor Abbott's avatar

hard agree. i will be angry about it forever.

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Nick Herman's avatar

How about Wario Land on game boy? That was a weird one.

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