You might like Hu Cares if you:

• appreciate earnestness over takes

• genuinely enjoy how weird it all is, man

• miss the era of LiveJournal

• are chronically online when you aren’t outside

• believe little things are the big thing

• feel like navel-gazing is a term people use disparagingly only because self-reflection has no utility in a capitalist society

• just want a nice little email in your inbox every now and then

Please note: this is the first and likely last time I will use my last name as a pun.